Life between "The End"s and "Happily ever after"s

Life between "The End"s and "Happily ever after"s

What is this thing with the committed guys anyways... All they do the whole day is to stick their mobile phones to one of their ears and keep listening to the other side. As if they are listening to the commentary of a boring test match between Zimbabwe and Bangladesh. No fours no sixes no moment of excitement at all...

And occasionally they would murmur something as if checking if they still have some voice left in them or the listening has corrupted the sound card they had in them.

If I were into telecom, I would have kept the tariffs for such calls very high. They anyways are going to talk this much now that they are addicted to it. Lets make some money out of it. The moment you call your girlfriend's number a recorded message will play...

This is a premium service... you will be charged Rs 6 per minute, enjoy the call... thank you.

I am not sure what the scene looks like on the other side of the phone. Single ladies frustrated by their committed friends please help here. Is it that those girls keep blabbering about any damned thing they see around the whole day? Are they under pressure the whole day to perform and prepare for this long a speech to be delivered at night. Or is it that they also keep mum and both these smart people conference to Vodafone IPL commentary and listen to it with their friends confusing their brains out on whats really happening...

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Hmm... was that a four or six?

Six...

hmm... nice

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I am not sure if I would really survive this phase if I ever get into it. Chuck it woman lets just go and play bowling if nothing else... let the pins and the ball do the silent stuff, we'll talk, scream and enjoy...

Or lets just talk it out quickly... so ur boss shouted at you, ya mine too... Yeah I had idli for breakfast... by the way I slipped off the sidewalk on the road and almost got crushed by a bus.... yeah isn't it funny!!! ok enough yaar lets give each other some room for other things...

The more I see my friends going through the pain of attending these calls, the better I feel being single. I just walk out of the house and breathe some fresh air feeling happy about life.

And this is not the worst.... the mere thought about the ladaai n stuff in relationships gives me shiver.... Hang on lady.... you shed one more tear, you throw one more blackmailish stuff at me and I am gonna go into deep sleep. I've had enough.

And now all those close friends of mine... umm... actually many of them would tell me, Dude... who are you to be saying all this... have you even been in a relationship ever.... How would you know how it feels being in a relationship...

All these things sound lovely when you are with someone you love. The silence on the phone, the music of each others deep breathing on the phone, the mere knowledge that she's there on the other side. The peace in the mind when you wake up every morning that you are with her. The smile that is produced by that feeling...

And I say.... hang on.... justttt hang on right there.... looks like we are talking different languages here...