Problems? Google It!

Problems? Google It!

Thats what we say when someone faces problems. The dependency is so high that when we came to know that some people in office don't have access to google, we were completely shocked. The first reaction we gave was.

"How would you work now?"

Perhaps some share of our billing rate should also go to google god in terms of offerings. I mean when I face an issue, I just copy the text, open firefox, press tab once (to get to google search toolbar) paste the text and hit enter. The process has so much become a part of my reflex that I do the same thing at home only to realize that in my firefox browser in my laptop, I should press tab twice.

Well, but I have come to this page today to share some funny, out of the box google search queries I found in gostats by people hitting my blog. So here it goes:

5th Position:
And the award goes to: "average IQ at IIT"

Well... interesting question it is. Maynot sound that interesting to some people but atleast an interesting way of thinking it is. Who can this be, a careful aspirant, a news poet(I call them poets and not reporters) of Aaj Tak looking for breaking news for the day, a 5 point someone at IIT who thinks that the flaw is somewhere else. Whoever it is, dude... you've got the wrong page.

4th Position:
And the award goes to: "paani puri poem"

Well, was this for some primary class poem competition. It better be. Or maybe the man Raju Srivastav himself would have done this search. This indeed is his territory. If this was done by someone beyond my comprehension then buddy, you've got the wrong man. Neither am I a laughter challenge contestant nor am I the Roshesh of Sarabhai Vs Sarabhai (don't tell me you don't know this show. It used to be an absolute laughter treat).

3rd Position:

And the award goes to: "ashok soota intelligence"

Well... I wonder who searched for this. Some probable client of MindTree who not only thinks that he needs to know the intelligence of Ashok Soota before giving them the project but also thinks that he's going to find this information on the internet. Thanks to google for giving the poor soul a distant hope. Keep trying dude, one day you'll find it. Trust 'em... trust google.

2nd Position:

And the award goes to: "name of john cenas gym instructor"

Wow. This search must have been made by Randy Orton or some of his fans. Well, for the ignorant ones around, John Cena is one of the huge muscular guys featuring in the biggest comedy reality show of all times, WWE (expanded: World Wrestling Entertainment). Oh Dear, you gotta watch it to believe it. It feels like one of those top branded wines, you won't like the taste initially but you'd be surprised by people around you saying, "this is really a good wine". But with time you'd start liking it. Its fun indeed. Anyways, my innocent reply to the guy who searched for this. "Dear, this isn't really a place where you can find John Cena's gym instructor guy (ah well, it maybe a gal too). I'll be one hundredth of the imaginary picture I painted in my mind of that soul.

And the Winner is:

"Patna boy friends"
This had to be the winner. It is weird, but the interesting part is that it is the only one of all the searches which deserved to come to this page. This indeed is a place where one eligible bachelor scribbles out meaningless things. He hails from patna and is a boy friend material by all standards. I thank and congratulate google for striking gold and having faith in me. Its because of you that this page exists. Well... emotions apart, the moment I saw this search term, I laughed my stomach out.

Lotsa interesting people out there, I just gotta keep my eyes open.